Hi I’m Procrastinating
Hello the only reason i’m posting is because i just want to procrastinate. I’m so bloody lazy š¦ I don’t have a single ounce of self-discipline in me.
Anyway the first week of school has passed. Nothing interesting at allll except maybe for that first bio lesson and that i’m sick again (no surprise here). I slept at 6pm ytd and woke up at 4am today LOL. I then felt too sick to go for the flag day today sigh! I missed my first ever flag day š¦
I’m coughing like shit now
I spent the whole day today literally doing absolutely NOTHING productive. I planned to finish my chinese compo today and practise piano. But i’m so sleeeeeeepy i want to sleep!
I’m still in my never ending holiday mood. YVIP was fun but it’s over. I have to wake up from this daydream.
On a side note, i love my new green file! 8D
I’m kinda looking forward to my first MSP lesson of the yearrrrrrr
Oh yeah jokes that were exchanged during the holidays:
Q: What do you call the young of a mango?
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A: a mangosteen (mango’s teen!!)
LOL
Q: What are the parents of transformers called?
A:Transparent
Ok in my opinion this one is quite obvious.
What do you call a graph which fights?
GRAPHITE!
Chemistry š
Hmmm i wonder what i’m gna take for my subject combi for yr 5……
Ok i shld really do work now bai
2010
ā There are moments in our lives when we find ourselves at a crossroad, afraid, confused, without a road map. The choices we make in those moments can define the rest of our days. ā
Hi
You know i’ve realised that i always get sleepy whenever i start doing work but i can go on for ours reading a book or watching TV. Hehehe im trying to do my essay now but i keep yawning & i wanna sleep!!!!!!
Anywayyyyyyy next week is gna be a busy week hehehe
Received this email……
You think English is easy???
Read to the end . . . a new twist1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. – Why doesn’t ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’ ?
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is ‘UP.’
It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; w e warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP…
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so………it is time to shut UP!
If only i can poof up a pen
Argh all my pens don’t have a single drop of ink in them!!! What am i supposed to write if? Oh don’t tell me to buy one cos the nearest place is whitesands and it’s sooooooooooooooooooo far away plus popular is at the 5th floor!
I shall write tomorrow then. Not really what i want since i planned to finish ALL MY HOMEWORK this week so if i do it TOMORROW, it won’t be this week….
Horrible.
I shall do my LA expository essay on my com bleah and math!!! I hate math urgh urgh. There is so much math homework! And i thought i got off easy psh dream on man!
Okay shall print out and do now.
Later Alligator.
Just saw this
Equations! – This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Lovely weather
It has been raining everyday this week. Absolutely wonderful. I love the cool breeze and the smell of rain! I don’t even have to turn on the fan so it saves on electricity too!
Go rain!!!
My mum got me some lavendar smelling soap, shampoo and something else. And it comes with REAL roses. Awwww sweet smelling roses. Can’t wait to try out those soaps. Then i’ll smell like a FLOWER! AND ATTRACT BUTTERFLIES not bees. I don’t wanna attract bees. Not pretty when you’re stung. Heheheh guess what show i’m thinking of? HUANG ZHU GE GE!! I used to love that show when i was a little kid. I absolutely adored the girl in white who always attract butterflies hehehe i remember twirling and twirling and acting like her.
YAY CHILDHOOD!
WHEEEEEEEE!
Okay i shall do chem nowzxxxxx. Although the deadline has been extended, i’ve decided to FINISH ALL MY HOMEWORK this week!!!! So that i can play for the rest of the holiday ehhhh and maybe catch up on some studying. MAYBE. I’m all talk and no do. I suck š¦
P/S/Ā It’s so weird how last time we don’t ever see rainbows and this year people (notice i didn’t say we or I cos i haven’t seen one urgh urhg which is so frustrating) keep seeing FULL RAINBOWS! Is the sky cleaner now or what? Hmmm
White sky
It’s raining so heavily now. All i see is a blur of white outside my window.Ā My window flew open just now & i had to get my whole arm wet to get it closed hahahaha
Well, i didn’t do any work today. Regretfully
Tuition laterrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I can’t believe there’s only a week more or so to the end of Nov. Shit it too damn fasttttttt. I don’t wanna start sec 4 so soon!!!!!
Short Straw
My first week of holiday was…filled to the brim with activities. Well, i definitely did something from Saturday to Monday but i just can’t seem to remember what i did.
Anyway, baking with Nicole, Sylvia, Sab & Lynette on Tues. We came up with our own brownie recipe! And guess what? This brownie recipe originated from a chocolate banana muffin recipe! Are we cool or what! 
I don’t have the pictures of our yummy brownie covered in delectable sauce with a very fancy name which i have forgotten (honestly, i never knew the name of it…)
Next! Cousin’s wedding in KL. This event was a nice compromise between extreme boredom & extreme fun. Tea ceremony on wed and then wedding dinner on friday night.
I love wednesday when my cousin had to do all sorts of tasks to get the bride’s sister to allow him into the room and see the bride!! Tasks include singing, dancing in heels and a funny flora top, listing out names he would call his wife etc etc. Everyone couldn’t contain their mirth when we saw our cousin walking (ok more like staggering) around in heels hehehehhehehehe
The recent Sunday and Monday was horribly unproductive. Today was well okok lah hahahaha
Shall go get my dinner then i’ll complete my LA summary and jianbao!
You could only focus on one
Happy halloween
Back from my night spent over at my cousin’s!
Hahaha i went with her to her little work gathering. I don’t know why she asked me to go or why i went. BUT it was pretty amusing to watch them play.
They’re just like my friends with i, just that they are able to drink alcohol…
HAHA they played many games that i want to play next time. Like chubby bunnies.
You have to stuff one marsh mallow at a time and shout “ONE CHUBBY BUNNY!” and you keep taking turns to do it.Ā After everyone has had a round. You stuff another marshmallow into your mouth (WITHOUT BITING/CHEWING) and shout, “TWO CHUBBY BUNNIES!”
And well you just continue this until your cheeks are filled with marshmallow. You will lose when you can’t stuff anymore marshmallows into your mouth or when you can’t shout.
It was hilarious to see grown men and women stuffing themselves with marshmallows and all their cheeks are popping out lololol!!!!
Oh and they played zhoujimima too. The forfeit was to drink some mixture of alcohol like vodka or tequila. I couldn’t play obviously…. not that i wanted to in the first place.
It was funny how the same few people kept “zong”ing lolol. And how some never ever do.
And they sabotage ppl too.
Anyway reached my cousin’s place at 1am++. Slept till 1am the next day heheheheh had lunch/dinner and here i am!!
It’s only 7pm but it’s so dark already! TOTALLY BLACK. I think it’s raining. Oh yeah it is. hahahah i saw the luminous dark clouds just now and heard the cracking of THUNDER it’s was so loud!!!!!
Okay shall do math now. Maybe.
BTW
I’m trying to promote this game cosssss nobody ever plays it but it’s pretty fun. I haven’t played it in a long while. Since sec 1 i think but i don’t know……..
SO GO TRY!!!! PLAY WITH A HUGE GROUP OF FRIENDS cos it’sĀ a multiplayer game
http://games.teennick.com/games/slasher/
http://games.teennick.com/games/slasher/
I WAS RIGHT!
I was right!!! I knew it!
The main character in 500 days of summer is the same guy from 10 things i hate about you!
The first time i saw him on screen on 500 days of summer, i thought he was oddly familiar then i guessed he was from that movie.
Just checked on wikipedia. Yup it’s him.
10 years and he still looks pretty much the same š
If you’re wondering who,
it’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
AND if you’re wondering what movie 10 things i hate about is. It’s one of the very first movies Heath Ledger appeared in!
Oh and Zooey Deschanel looks really like Katy Perry, don’t you think so too?
Just googled it. Apparently everyone else thinks so too
The myriad stars of a summer night 